Blood Bathmat
Just when you thought it was safe to shower...
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Blood Bathmat
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$29.95
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What the Blood Bathmat is all about...
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What's your taste in home decor - Modern, Art Deco, Rustic? Or is it just plain BAD?! If so, the Blood Bathmat has your name written all over it! (Figuratively speaking of course.)
It's the bad taste site gag, which could make you do just that, gag! A clean and pristine bath mat, "stained" in bloody footprints. The question is, are they the footprints of the victim, or of their attacker? Even more importantly, are they still in the house? 
Whether you're a fan of Hitchcock's Psycho (cue the screeching violins) and just someone who likes their humour on the morbid side – the Blood Bathmat is awesome bone–chilling fun. For instance, you could slip in while a family member or flat mate is having a shower and switch mats – of course you won't be there to see their face, but you'll be able to hear the screams!
Also great for fans of forensic shows like CSI (of course, what kind of attacker cleans the blood from the rest of the room, but leaves the bloodied bathmat? If only Gil Grissom was here to puzzle it out!)
It also makes a great distraction, if you haven't had time to clean. Once your visitor walks into the bathroom, their stare will be so fixed on the Blood Bathmat, they won't notice the rest of the mess (unless of course they assume that the surrounding mayhem was caused by the violent struggle)!
Order the Blood Bathmat now! For horror movie buffs – it's the nightmare that dreams are made of!
Product Specification
Product dimensions: 50(H) x 70(W) x 1(D) cm / 19.7(H) x 27.6(W) x 0.4(D) inches.
The Blood Bathmat is made from 100% acrylic, comes in a PVC zipper bag and features a bloodied footprint design.
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